‘UNO’ AS AN ORAL DEFENSE GRADE BITCHEZZZ~
So yeah, kanina nga is my oral defense. Ang aga ko lang nagising, 6am to be exact kasi 10am yung defense ko. 3 lang kaming magde-defend and ako yung pinakalast. Pagdating ko sa school, kakaumpisa lang nung before sa’kin, so medyo naghintay pa ako. Funneh~ kasi after nung before sa’kin, nagpakain siya dun sa panel ng Mang Inasal ekek, IDK. RF: Bunso ako ng batch ko kasi ako ang pinakabata (Lahat kasi sila halos, 30+ above na). So pati mga profs ko, parang ‘bine-baby’ ako. So pinasabay nila akong kumain sa kanila. Actually, pinilit nila akong kumain. Hrhrhr~ After kumain, nagrest lang ng mga 10mins, tapos sabi, ‘Mr.Malicsi, pwede ka nang mag-start’.
I started with a prayer. Then an introduction from my adviser, tapos ang nakakatawang part ay nung sinasabi niya yung curriculum vitae ko at nabanggit yung birthday ko (Which is kahapon pa actually), lahat sila, ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY EPHRAIM!’ Ako naman, ‘Thank you po, thank you po!’ Then, blah blah blah, sabi nung adviser ko, ‘The researcher will discuss the abstract of his research’ blah blah whatever. So I started discussing my research, blah blah blah. Yung panel, browse - browse - browse - sulat - sulat -sulat. Okay, natapos akong magdiscuss then umupo ako tapos sila buklat pa rin sa manuscript, sulat etc. Then, the chairman said, ‘Okay, very good.’ I smiled at them then the chairman said, ‘Take note of some corrections’ (mostly minor corrections lang naman). So ako naman, sulat - sulat - sulat. Ang weird ko lang at that moment, ‘Uhm, Sir, wala po kayong questions?’ Tapos sabi niya, ‘Nadiscuss mo naman siya ng maayos, so I think wala na kaming dapat itanong sa’yo. Right Ma’am, Sir?’ (Pertaining to the other 2 panels) Then I said, ‘Oh, okay po’. Sabi ko sa inyo, sha-shotgun-in ko lang ‘tong defense na ‘to eh. Hrhrhr~
Tapos may picture taking pala after ng defense. So wala akong dalang camera, kaya phone ko lang ang gamit ko. Look at my face sa pic, bakit ganyan? Na-weirdohan kasi ako. The chairman (Guy in the middle) was about to give me a hand shake tapos biglang nakisali yung adviser ko at yung 2 panels. Sa isip ko, ‘Para naman kaming magpopompyang para sa larong mataya-taya nito’. UGH. Hrhrhr~ Then the chairman announced my grade, ‘By the power vested upon me as the chairman whatever, something, something, your grade ekek 1.00’. BEAT THAT BITCHEZZZZ~ Tapos niyakap ako nung isang panel, ‘Regalo na namin sa’yo yung uno na ‘yun’. Ako naman, ‘Ma’am?!’ Basta, ang funneh~ lang talaga ng araw na ‘to. At dahil tapos na ako, I’M A FREE BITCH BABY~ LOL Hayy, sa wakas. Salamat naman.
*EPHRAIM R MALICSI, RN, MAN
TAGGED AS: Oral Defense. Masters. Yayayayay~ UNO gpoy THANK YEW SEW MASH~





